You'd be suprized how hot the ass of a giant brass bull in NYC can get on a summer day. I slapped my hand on it the first time only to squeal a bit and recoil before Brian could get the picture. He told me to do it again, and I did... I'm such a tool. Here I am, mid-recoil...

Just say "eee!" aloud as you look at this picture and it'll all make sense. (note: this bull had balls, too)