I'm going down to the corner the corner store.
We used to have two of 'em but after 50 years of service they just closed the doors.

Welcome to Potter Valley
We've got a tale to tell.
Been waiting for you to come along
so sit with us a spell!
Gonna drink but light
Gonna shoot some guns
Gonna hone our whittlin' skills
We got rednecks in the valley and hippies in the hills

I'm driving my truck down to the lake
gonna catch some fish
I've got 14 Amercian flags hangin' off my satellite dish.

And if any of y'all think that's a little uncommon,
I've only got one thing to say to you.

Welcome to Potter Valley
We've got a tale to tell.
Been waiting for you to come along
so sit with us a spell!
Gonna drink but light
Gonna shoot some guns
Gonna hone our whittlin' skills
We got rednecks in the valley and hippies in the hills

Potter Valley Potter Valley woop woop!